Bacon

The other night during dinner Daron was telling us about a radio show he'd heard on the way home. A newlywed type of game where they asked newlyweds questions about their spouse: "what's your wife's favorite song?" etc. 

So the kids started asking us questions about each other. At one point, Esther said, "Mom, what is Dad's favorite shape?"

I thought for a moment, sniggered, and replied by waving my hands in the air like the shape of a woman.

Esther raised a curious eyebrow. 

"Curvy," I explained. "Like Mommy."

"Oh!! I thought you were showing bacon!"